- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

A guy is playing cod

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Get in the van

A man walks into a bar.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

You smell bad? Cool.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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