- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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