Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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42.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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minced oaths

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Unflushed Shit...

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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:-)book

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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