- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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