Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Sarah Palin is President

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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the your face joke

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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