Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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haha.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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ps3

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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