Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Woman's Rights.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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