whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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American Idol

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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