How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Poop

dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

A man farted. Another man walked away.

NEVER

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Chayton

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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