Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

What is brown and sticky?

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A seal walks into a club.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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