- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

look left now look right. washing machine

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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