- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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