What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

why did Max cry??? chicken

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Real jokes.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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