Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Anti Joke

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