Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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newt gingrich

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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your mother is so lesbian

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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