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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Women's Rights

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Anti jokes.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

Lets make like trees and stand still

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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