- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock come in

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What color is my lamp? Brown

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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