Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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