Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

tim rafter died no one cared

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

chuck norris

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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