Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

stuff and dogs {()}

One Big Ass Mistake America

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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