- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Tacos

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

womans rights

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Tim's gay.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Jewish People

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

This is not Will Smith.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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