Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Kate

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

shabalabadingdong JLR

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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