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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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