What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Turtles

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why did the man die? he got shot

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Dear John,

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lololololololololol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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