What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What break when you talk?

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Women's rights.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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