Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

That's unfortunate.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

no

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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