Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Hi my name is Bob

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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I Love Hitler.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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