What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Scott

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Freedom of Speech

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What what In the butt

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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No.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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