- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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