what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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thumbs up!

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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