- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Penis.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Knock knock

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

What's funnier than 24? 25.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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