Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Tim likes girls

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Maths.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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