Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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