What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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whats black. an african american person

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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