A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Womens Basketball.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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i like pie

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Diana and victoria

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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