There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Anti Joke

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