I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Kony 2012

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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