- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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