- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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