- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

FUCK THE JEWS

This is sparta No this is patrick

Moral

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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