Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Daniel is a fag

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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AIDS.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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fish fishy caoimhin

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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