Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Women's rights.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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what goes boo a sock

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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