How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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