Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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lebron

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Swag.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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