a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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