What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Caitlyn.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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penis

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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make me a sandwich!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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