pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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