How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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How are you this morning?

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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