Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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