Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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